Thursday, September 18, 2008 Early morning I had msg Jia Hui to postpone our bubble tea session~ due to I am really not feeling well, sneezing all the way~ Gosh~
While staying at home, surfing net, I was attracted to the news of “Happy 113th birthday for the world's oldest man”. He was recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest living male, eats mostly vegetables and believes the key to longevity is not drinking alcohol.
*Hmmm* If I am able to live up to 70 years old, I think is already enough for me... as I dun wish to be a burden to my surrounding people, even I walk oso need their help~
My great grandmother is going to reach her 100th in coming lunar new yr~ Wonder if she is able to break the new Guinness Records *haha*
KIDS ARE QUICK!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
While staying at home, surfing net, I was attracted to the news of “Happy 113th birthday for the world's oldest man”. He was recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest living male, eats mostly vegetables and believes the key to longevity is not drinking alcohol.
*Hmmm* If I am able to live up to 70 years old, I think is already enough for me... as I dun wish to be a burden to my surrounding people, even I walk oso need their help~
My great grandmother is going to reach her 100th in coming lunar new yr~ Wonder if she is able to break the new Guinness Records *haha*
KIDS ARE QUICK!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
written at 4:17 PM
